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Post by Alarwyn on Sept 13, 2005 9:21:37 GMT -5
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The Era of Penguins!
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:27 am Reply with quote
Once, Penguins flew through the air, terrifying nomads with their loud barking. And then, one day, their confidence was shattered, and they never flew again.
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Tessandra
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:32 pm Reply with quote
You don't say... *quizzical look*
What shattered their confidence?
-Tess
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Min
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:30 am Reply with quote
what shattered it, you ask? why, the fact that they never got to wear their domani ear muffs after the killer whale ate them.
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Dragon reborn
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:09 am Reply with quote
I don't know what u guys mean, but all i no is penguins can't fly, but they can swim
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:05 pm Reply with quote
Penguins used to be super birds...but as Mat said their confindance was destroyed so now they can only swim...they used to be able to swim and fly.
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:48 pm Reply with quote
Indeed. {Sigh} Than the Aes Sedai came, speaking their nonsense of birds and fish not being able to do both, and the penguins came to believe they were fish.
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:09 pm Reply with quote
so mat what are you trying to tell us? If you believe in yourself you can walk on water or something
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General Mat
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:24 pm Reply with quote
No. Just that penguins once flew.
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:25 pm Reply with quote
It's mat, do you really want to know what he is trying to tell us?
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General Mat
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:45 pm Reply with quote
You just answered your question. It's me, of COURSE they want to know what I mean. If it were YOU, though, the answer would be significantly different.
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Post by Alarwyn on Sept 13, 2005 9:22:15 GMT -5
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:34 am Reply with quote
Poor little penguins. Maybe if they had some counselling and took a toastmasters course their self confidence would increase to the point of arrogance and they could return the skies - and kick some nasty Aes Sedai butt! Or maybe just bomb them like magpies and peck their ears heeheehee.
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General Mat
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:19 pm Reply with quote
Or terrify them with their angry barking.
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Naemja
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 6:44 am Reply with quote
Yeah, send them barking mad.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:20 pm Reply with quote
*A Big Scary Bear runs in from a shadow in the corner of the room and lets out a roar that would make the strongest and bravest man piss his pants, and a voice seeming to come from everywhere all at once booms definingly all around*
BOW NOW TO THE GREAT LORD OF THE DARK FOR HE HAS GRACED YOU WITH HIS PRESENCE!! BOW NOW AND YE SHALL BE SPARED AND JOIN THE SHADOW TO RULE OVER ALL!!
*Gateway opens and TROLICS AND EVERY FORM OF SHADOW SPAWN POURS OUT*
LET THE WORSHIPING BEGIN!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:22 pm Reply with quote
whoo!!!
worship the big bear!!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:48 pm Reply with quote
The Great Lord is here!!!! Bow to our Lord!!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:13 pm Reply with quote
He's like foamy the squirrel, only bigger and scarier.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:18 pm Reply with quote
yes, much scarier. and did I mention greater?
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:20 pm Reply with quote
He trully has a big booming voice, I mean, he says his speech on one thread, and it appears in additional 10 threads at the same time! Such power, such grace, such magnificence! Oh yee cheery Aiel, you are in for it now dun dun dun
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What a... Special... Post...
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Post by Alarwyn on Sept 13, 2005 9:22:50 GMT -5
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:58 pm Reply with quote
pfft, you're just saying that cus you want to get into Great Lords good graces, svck up! *g*
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Wandering Soul
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:19 pm Reply with quote
HOW DARE YOU BLASFEMY!!! BOW DOWN AND SERVE ME OR DIE A PAINFUL DEATH!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:39 pm Reply with quote
can you do the painfull death a bit sooner? I'm ready for a nice Aiel barbecue for quite some time now!
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:26 pm Reply with quote
*skips merrily thru twirling ribbons around her head gigglying insaneley* la la la...ooo!
*stops by the water storer thingy, pulls out a bottle of robinson's orange squash from her jacket, pours the contents into the water*
*skips happily off*
la la la
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:29 am Reply with quote
*Kills more SS*
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Naemja
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:43 am Reply with quote
*bows in mock servitude*
*launches towards SS and crash tackles them to the ground where they cry like babies cos they hurt themselves*
Awww, they don't look so tough.
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:52 am Reply with quote
*steals water*
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Naemja
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:55 am Reply with quote
Cosmicpanda, that was just plain mean!
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:59 am Reply with quote
*Washes his tired feet in their water*
ahhh... now that feels much better!
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:07 am Reply with quote
*lectures SGers for hours on the importance of conserving water*
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Post by Alarwyn on Sept 13, 2005 9:23:20 GMT -5
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:10 am Reply with quote
*Takes a big fluff in the water and then changes it into a pool of fluff*
LIKE YOU TRY TO DRINK THAT!!
*SHOVES THE CLOSEST AIEL INTO IT*
MMMUUWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! icon_twisted.gif
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!! *kills a near by Aiel by Ripping his throught out*
HERE ROKA MY TROLLIC!! YOU CAN START YOUR BARBAQUE!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:04 am Reply with quote
Can somebody explain to me if Ed is perhaps blind, deaf and, well, a bit simple? How often must he be told that an attractive female Aes Sedai is not Shadowspawn!?? How does he fight his enemies if he can't tell species apart?
Question ot the Aiel: can Ed distinguish between a cat and an elephant? Cus it don't look like it to me...
Nameja did it as well!
*looks funilly at the Aiel* guess that's what happens when you're deprived of water for your entire lives... all the more reason to join the Dark and regain your sannity then!! *nod nod nod*
P.S. please stop talking about water, it's hard enough holding it in without you mentioning water all the time urghh....
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:12 pm Reply with quote
*drowns Roka* Quit talking!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wandering Soul
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:05 pm Reply with quote
*BACKHANDS ED SO HARD THAT HIS NECK BREAKS AND PULLS ROKA OUT OF THE...WELL WHAT EVER SHE WAS BEING DROWNED IN*
NOW KILL HIM SLOWLY!!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:52 pm Reply with quote
My neck can't break...I'm just that cool *lights fire on WS's foot*
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 6:48 am Reply with quote
*Grabs an arm from a passing Aiel, lights it on fire, and begins to hit Ed over the head with it*
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Ayeteh el Jara
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 7:48 am Reply with quote
*kicks Ed into the lake*
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Roka Smrti
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:14 pm Reply with quote
lake.. can't... hold... on.... ugh... must... take.... piss!
*has an idea*
*starts jogging and sweats it out*
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:34 pm Reply with quote
*looks at the fire and shakes head* YOU THINK THAT SHOULD DO SOMETHING?
*SNORTS AND PUTS OUT THE FIRE AND LOOKS UP AT ED AND ED BURSTS INTO FLAME AND TURNS TO ASH*
NOW THAT IS A FIRE!!
BRING THE MARSHMELLOWS AND GRAHM CRACKERS!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:44 pm Reply with quote
Aoh! We got all these pools of running Aiel here and I'm stuffed! Why don't we save marshmallows for christmas or something, I'm going to burst if I go after that too!!!
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Post by Alarwyn on Sept 13, 2005 9:23:56 GMT -5
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:53 pm Reply with quote
*MAKES ROKAS STOMACH A BOTTEMLESS PIT*
THERE NOW GO HAVE FUN!!!
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Wandering Soul
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:28 am Reply with quote
ALL RIGHT MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS...IT IS NOW TIME TO LEAVE THE AIEL TO THERE TWITCHING AND SUFFERING. WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO OTHER THAN PICK ON THESE LIGHT FOOLS! LET US GO NOW!
*A GATEWAY OPENS AND ALL START TO GO THROUGH BACK TO THE PIT OF DOOM*
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:41 pm Reply with quote
What did any of the have to do with, like, penguins flying and intimidating aes Sedai? That was a pretty random turn of events:
Penguins> Lord of the Farts> Lord of Farts drops a load in Aiel water> Lord of Farts leaves> Amos of Wesrox puts up reply that points out that the 'Lord of Dark Farts' had absolutely nothing to do with Penguins.
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Tessandra
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 6:32 pm Reply with quote
Well, see what happened was that we were invaded by the Shayol Ghul Org and they spammed every single one of our threads. So that's why its so random and stuff.
-Tess
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 7:58 pm Reply with quote
Ya...but I wasn't involved...hehe...and I got punished for that...
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Tessandra
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:09 am Reply with quote
What!? You got punished because you didn't help raid us? *lol* That's ridiculous!
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 1:08 am Reply with quote
Yup...I didn't really like the DO who ordered us to do it...but everyone else did...
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