Post by Jaydena on Sept 13, 2005 15:39:49 GMT -5
eneral Mat
Darkfriend
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Joined: 29 Jan 2004
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The Pranker's To-Do List: School Edition
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:23 pm Reply with quote
Warning
What you are about to read here ARE actual pranks that will be attempted. All will be attempted by the end of the school year, and will be logged here to give information of the results.
More are to come.
1) Take control of the Loudspeaker and a) play a porn soundtrack, b) voice opinions, or c) do stand up comedy.
Estimated time before caught: 1 minute.
Estimated Punishment: 1-2 weeks of ISS or OSS if b and/or c, 4-5 weeks of ISS or OSS if a.
Estimated risk factor: 100% if b and/or c, 40-50% for a.
Success rate: 40%
2) Seran wrap all the toilets in the boys bathroom.
Estimated time before caught: ~ Minutes
Estimated punishment: 1-3 weeks ISS.
Estimated risk factor: 20%
Success rate: 60%
3) a) Spread rumors of the school being built on a grave yard, b)Gain access to school water supply and dump red food dye in it, as much as it takes, and find a way to make it thick, and c) consider recording scary noises.
Estimated time before caught: 30 minutes-4 hours.
Estimated punishment: 1-4 weeks ISS or OSS
Estimated risk: 30%
Success rate: 20%
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Roxinos
Chosen
Joined: 28 Mar 2004
Total Posts: -2416
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:47 am Reply with quote
2. Could be done easily...as long as you have friends...but if its just you you'll have a hell of a hard time getting it done.
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General Mat
Darkfriend
Spear Trainer
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
Total Posts: 206
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:51 pm Reply with quote
It's just me. Though I do want to get someone for number 1 to help me clear the office. A distraction, as you will. The real challenge is three.
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Roxinos
Chosen
Joined: 28 Mar 2004
Total Posts: -2416
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:16 am Reply with quote
I don't even know where the water supply is in my school...I mean its a school of like 4000+.
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Wandering Soul
Assassin
Joined: 23 May 2004
Total Posts: -759
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:22 pm Reply with quote
*A Big Scary Bear runs in from a shadow in the corner of the room and lets out a roar that would make the strongest and bravest man piss his pants, and a voice seeming to come from everywhere all at once booms definingly all around*
BOW NOW TO THE GREAT LORD OF THE DARK FOR HE HAS GRACED YOU WITH HIS PRESENCE!! BOW NOW AND YE SHALL BE SPARED AND JOIN THE SHADOW TO RULE OVER ALL!!
*Gateway opens and trollics and every sort of follower of the shadow pours out*
LET THE WORSHIPING BEGIN!!!!!!!
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Myrddraal
Myrddraal
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Total Posts: -548
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:24 pm Reply with quote
whoo!
worship the big bear!!!
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Matrimix
The Dark One
Joined: 14 Oct 2003
Total Posts: -2341
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:28 pm Reply with quote
*Follows the Great Lord of the Dark and picks up a bucket of water guzzling it down. Water streaming down his cheeks and pouring into the dry ground*
Ahhh... that hit the spot!
All worship the Great Lord!
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BlingBling_Sedai
Dreadlord
Joined: 15 Feb 2004
Total Posts: -490
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:42 pm Reply with quote
*urniates in the water*
How's it going?
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The Eyeless
Myrddraal
Joined: 02 Sep 2004
Total Posts: -114
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:56 pm Reply with quote
It goes very well with the Great Lord!!
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Ayeteh el Jara
Assassin
Joined: 11 Mar 2004
Total Posts: -351
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:02 pm Reply with quote
yes, I concur. the Great Lord is great.
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Wandering Soul
Assassin
Joined: 23 May 2004
Total Posts: -759
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:30 pm Reply with quote
YES USE ALL THE WATER AND DESTROY ALL THAT IS LEFT! LET THEM SUFFER IF THEY DON'T CHOSE TO FOLLOW ME!! KILL ALL THAT DEFY US!!
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Roka Smrti
Guest
Total
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:35 pm Reply with quote
Alah is great! Alah is all powerfull! *looks about*, oops, wrong board, sorry, khhhmm *tries again*
Dark One is great! Dark One is all powerfull! *checks again just in case*, yep, all good *nod nod nod*
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Shadow Raven
Black Ajah Head
Shayol Ghul Org
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Total Posts: -368
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:41 pm Reply with quote
*pours water all over the ground* what? the ground is too hot! it needs to be cooled down!! *repeatedly pours water over the ground and over the bits where it has evaporated off*
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Matrimix
The Dark One
Joined: 14 Oct 2003
Total Posts: -2341
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:50 pm Reply with quote
All hail the Dark One!
Just remember that everyone must worship our glorious leader!
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cosmicpanda
Tai Shaidar Sedai
Joined: 12 May 2004
Total Posts: -742
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:31 am Reply with quote
*sprays water with firehoses at high pressure into water skins, which overflow and burst*
*offers water as a gesture of peace*
Believe dat playa!
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Wandering Soul
Assassin
Joined: 23 May 2004
Total Posts: -759
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:16 am Reply with quote
*CREATES A FLASH FLOOD AND WASHES SEVERAL AIEL INTO A PIT WHERE THEY DROWN BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SWIM*
YOU WOULD THINK THAT THEY WOULD KNOW HOW TO SWIM SENCE THEY WORSHIP THE WATER SO MUCH!?
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Matrimix
The Dark One
Joined: 14 Oct 2003
Total Posts: -2341
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:57 am Reply with quote
Well... it serves them right for being afraid of water higher than their knees! *nods*
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Roka Smrti
Guest
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 6:57 am Reply with quote
pfft, silly Aiel
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The Eyeless
Myrddraal
Joined: 02 Sep 2004
Total Posts: -114
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 11:06 pm Reply with quote
Woo Hoo! New swimming pool!!! (jumps in)
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Wandering Soul
Assassin
Joined: 23 May 2004
Total Posts: -759
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:48 pm Reply with quote
LETS ALL TEACH THE AIEL TO SWIM!! PUSH THEM IN AND ANY THAT MAKE IT TO SHORE KILL THEM FOR NOT PRACTICING LONGER!!!
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Roka Smrti
Guest
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:50 pm Reply with quote
*just keeps on sweating*
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Wandering Soul
Assassin
Joined: 23 May 2004
Total Posts: -759
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:30 am Reply with quote
ALL RIGHT MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS...IT IS NOW TIME TO LEAVE THE AIEL TO THERE TWITCHING AND SUFFERING. WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO OTHER THAN PICK ON THESE LIGHT FOOLS! LET US GO NOW!
*A GATEWAY OPENS AND ALL START TO GO THROUGH BACK TO THE PIT OF DOOM*
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Darkfriend
Spear Trainer
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
Total Posts: 206
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The Pranker's To-Do List: School Edition
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:23 pm Reply with quote
Warning
What you are about to read here ARE actual pranks that will be attempted. All will be attempted by the end of the school year, and will be logged here to give information of the results.
More are to come.
1) Take control of the Loudspeaker and a) play a porn soundtrack, b) voice opinions, or c) do stand up comedy.
Estimated time before caught: 1 minute.
Estimated Punishment: 1-2 weeks of ISS or OSS if b and/or c, 4-5 weeks of ISS or OSS if a.
Estimated risk factor: 100% if b and/or c, 40-50% for a.
Success rate: 40%
2) Seran wrap all the toilets in the boys bathroom.
Estimated time before caught: ~ Minutes
Estimated punishment: 1-3 weeks ISS.
Estimated risk factor: 20%
Success rate: 60%
3) a) Spread rumors of the school being built on a grave yard, b)Gain access to school water supply and dump red food dye in it, as much as it takes, and find a way to make it thick, and c) consider recording scary noises.
Estimated time before caught: 30 minutes-4 hours.
Estimated punishment: 1-4 weeks ISS or OSS
Estimated risk: 30%
Success rate: 20%
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Roxinos
Chosen
Joined: 28 Mar 2004
Total Posts: -2416
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:47 am Reply with quote
2. Could be done easily...as long as you have friends...but if its just you you'll have a hell of a hard time getting it done.
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General Mat
Darkfriend
Spear Trainer
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
Total Posts: 206
[ Reply ]
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:51 pm Reply with quote
It's just me. Though I do want to get someone for number 1 to help me clear the office. A distraction, as you will. The real challenge is three.
**********************************************
Roxinos
Chosen
Joined: 28 Mar 2004
Total Posts: -2416
[ Reply ]
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 2:16 am Reply with quote
I don't even know where the water supply is in my school...I mean its a school of like 4000+.
**********************************************
Wandering Soul
Assassin
Joined: 23 May 2004
Total Posts: -759
[ Reply ]
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:22 pm Reply with quote
*A Big Scary Bear runs in from a shadow in the corner of the room and lets out a roar that would make the strongest and bravest man piss his pants, and a voice seeming to come from everywhere all at once booms definingly all around*
BOW NOW TO THE GREAT LORD OF THE DARK FOR HE HAS GRACED YOU WITH HIS PRESENCE!! BOW NOW AND YE SHALL BE SPARED AND JOIN THE SHADOW TO RULE OVER ALL!!
*Gateway opens and trollics and every sort of follower of the shadow pours out*
LET THE WORSHIPING BEGIN!!!!!!!
**********************************************
Myrddraal
Myrddraal
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Total Posts: -548
[ Reply ]
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:24 pm Reply with quote
whoo!
worship the big bear!!!
**********************************************
Matrimix
The Dark One
Joined: 14 Oct 2003
Total Posts: -2341
[ Reply ]
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:28 pm Reply with quote
*Follows the Great Lord of the Dark and picks up a bucket of water guzzling it down. Water streaming down his cheeks and pouring into the dry ground*
Ahhh... that hit the spot!
All worship the Great Lord!
**********************************************
BlingBling_Sedai
Dreadlord
Joined: 15 Feb 2004
Total Posts: -490
[ Reply ]
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:42 pm Reply with quote
*urniates in the water*
How's it going?
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The Eyeless
Myrddraal
Joined: 02 Sep 2004
Total Posts: -114
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:56 pm Reply with quote
It goes very well with the Great Lord!!
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Ayeteh el Jara
Assassin
Joined: 11 Mar 2004
Total Posts: -351
[ Reply ]
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:02 pm Reply with quote
yes, I concur. the Great Lord is great.
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Wandering Soul
Assassin
Joined: 23 May 2004
Total Posts: -759
[ Reply ]
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:30 pm Reply with quote
YES USE ALL THE WATER AND DESTROY ALL THAT IS LEFT! LET THEM SUFFER IF THEY DON'T CHOSE TO FOLLOW ME!! KILL ALL THAT DEFY US!!
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Roka Smrti
Guest
Total
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:35 pm Reply with quote
Alah is great! Alah is all powerfull! *looks about*, oops, wrong board, sorry, khhhmm *tries again*
Dark One is great! Dark One is all powerfull! *checks again just in case*, yep, all good *nod nod nod*
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Shadow Raven
Black Ajah Head
Shayol Ghul Org
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Total Posts: -368
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:41 pm Reply with quote
*pours water all over the ground* what? the ground is too hot! it needs to be cooled down!! *repeatedly pours water over the ground and over the bits where it has evaporated off*
**********************************************
Matrimix
The Dark One
Joined: 14 Oct 2003
Total Posts: -2341
[ Reply ]
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:50 pm Reply with quote
All hail the Dark One!
Just remember that everyone must worship our glorious leader!
**********************************************
cosmicpanda
Tai Shaidar Sedai
Joined: 12 May 2004
Total Posts: -742
[ Reply ]
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:31 am Reply with quote
*sprays water with firehoses at high pressure into water skins, which overflow and burst*
*offers water as a gesture of peace*
Believe dat playa!
**********************************************
Wandering Soul
Assassin
Joined: 23 May 2004
Total Posts: -759
[ Reply ]
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:16 am Reply with quote
*CREATES A FLASH FLOOD AND WASHES SEVERAL AIEL INTO A PIT WHERE THEY DROWN BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SWIM*
YOU WOULD THINK THAT THEY WOULD KNOW HOW TO SWIM SENCE THEY WORSHIP THE WATER SO MUCH!?
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Matrimix
The Dark One
Joined: 14 Oct 2003
Total Posts: -2341
[ Reply ]
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:57 am Reply with quote
Well... it serves them right for being afraid of water higher than their knees! *nods*
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Roka Smrti
Guest
Total
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 6:57 am Reply with quote
pfft, silly Aiel
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The Eyeless
Myrddraal
Joined: 02 Sep 2004
Total Posts: -114
[ Reply ]
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 11:06 pm Reply with quote
Woo Hoo! New swimming pool!!! (jumps in)
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Wandering Soul
Assassin
Joined: 23 May 2004
Total Posts: -759
[ Reply ]
Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:48 pm Reply with quote
LETS ALL TEACH THE AIEL TO SWIM!! PUSH THEM IN AND ANY THAT MAKE IT TO SHORE KILL THEM FOR NOT PRACTICING LONGER!!!
**********************************************
Roka Smrti
Guest
Total
[ Reply ]
Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:50 pm Reply with quote
*just keeps on sweating*
**********************************************
Wandering Soul
Assassin
Joined: 23 May 2004
Total Posts: -759
[ Reply ]
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:30 am Reply with quote
ALL RIGHT MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS...IT IS NOW TIME TO LEAVE THE AIEL TO THERE TWITCHING AND SUFFERING. WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO OTHER THAN PICK ON THESE LIGHT FOOLS! LET US GO NOW!
*A GATEWAY OPENS AND ALL START TO GO THROUGH BACK TO THE PIT OF DOOM*
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