Post by Jaydena on Sept 10, 2005 23:02:43 GMT -5
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Congrats General Mat
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:51 am Reply with quote
Congrats man, I know you will do well here, after all, once you live through an alien abduction and subsequent Anal probing, there's nothing you can' t handle.....what's that, you never shared that story?
When General Mat and I were but young bucks getting drunk in the cornfields the most amazing thing happened, we were making our way through a bottle of moonshine, about six shots and I was done, but you know Mat that hardcore alcoholic, I saw him looking that the corn cobs with lustful eyes, and then I remember passing out, the next day we were leaving the field when I noticed that he was walking really oddly, he then told me that most incredible tale, apparently soon after I had passed out a strange light appeared over us in teh sky, and a beam came down from above and dragged him kicking and screaming up into an alien craft, once he was aboard, the smallalien creatures conducted all types of twisted medical experiments on him, apparently in an effort to find out human weaknesses, included in this was some rather unpleasant, backside experiments. But General Mat perservered, and eventually, once the sick sadists were sated, they realeased him, where he found me passed out drunk having missed the whole thing, but I know in my heart he wouldn't lie, what reason would he have, and Mat, if you can live through that, you can make it through anything.
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Merlin
Joined: 24 Jul 2003
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:54 am Reply with quote
That is really really distrubing and this story should be added the poll although then it would give me a debate over three stories!
*ponders*
Mat, you lead an interesting and disturbing life, I thought mine was bad, but you may have me beat! I will have to check my records, it will be close!
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 3:51 am Reply with quote
I still have nightmares of that day.... My only joy is that they did not take you, my friend.
Joined: 12 Feb 2004
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Congrats General Mat
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:51 am Reply with quote
Congrats man, I know you will do well here, after all, once you live through an alien abduction and subsequent Anal probing, there's nothing you can' t handle.....what's that, you never shared that story?
When General Mat and I were but young bucks getting drunk in the cornfields the most amazing thing happened, we were making our way through a bottle of moonshine, about six shots and I was done, but you know Mat that hardcore alcoholic, I saw him looking that the corn cobs with lustful eyes, and then I remember passing out, the next day we were leaving the field when I noticed that he was walking really oddly, he then told me that most incredible tale, apparently soon after I had passed out a strange light appeared over us in teh sky, and a beam came down from above and dragged him kicking and screaming up into an alien craft, once he was aboard, the smallalien creatures conducted all types of twisted medical experiments on him, apparently in an effort to find out human weaknesses, included in this was some rather unpleasant, backside experiments. But General Mat perservered, and eventually, once the sick sadists were sated, they realeased him, where he found me passed out drunk having missed the whole thing, but I know in my heart he wouldn't lie, what reason would he have, and Mat, if you can live through that, you can make it through anything.
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Merlin
Joined: 24 Jul 2003
Total Posts: -208
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:54 am Reply with quote
That is really really distrubing and this story should be added the poll although then it would give me a debate over three stories!
*ponders*
Mat, you lead an interesting and disturbing life, I thought mine was bad, but you may have me beat! I will have to check my records, it will be close!
Rhuarc
Crazed Oldman
Old School Aiel
The Nutty Professor
**********************************************
General Mat
Darkfriend
Spear Trainer
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
Total Posts: 236
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 3:51 am Reply with quote
I still have nightmares of that day.... My only joy is that they did not take you, my friend.
