Post by Tess on Nov 19, 2005 21:50:33 GMT -5
Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
BEEPBEEPBEEP!! WAKE UP AIEL!!
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:34 am
Okay people, I have a game. And you'd all better play cos nothing is happening on this board.
Here's the deal. I start a story. Then the next person continues the story by posting a sentence starting with 'fortunately...'. Then the next person posts a sentence starting with 'unfortunately...'. So we alternate through fortunately and unfortunately. Get it? Good. Here goes...
Once upon a time there was a very friendly guy named Jim. Unfortunatley he lived on a desert island.
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Alarwyn Liande
Yellow Ajah Sitter
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Total Posts: 643
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:38 am
Fortunately there were lots of coconuts on the island.
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raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:00 am
and he knew a thing or two about south east asian cooking.
He started off by building up a nice fire while fantasising about mermaids coming to him in his recluse.
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Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:11 am
Unforunately it started to rain so his fire went out and all the wood got wet.
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Alarwyn Liande
Yellow Ajah Sitter
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Total Posts: 643
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:06 am
Fortunately he had made a shelter the day before.
Unfortunately, it wasn't a good one.
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raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:53 am
fortunately this unfortunately that
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raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:05 am
jim spat and shhok his head from side to side to try and quell the voices. So long alone no one to speak to the lonliness was undoing him his sanity all but sliding away.
Then from the pits of his darkness a spark of hope a kind of all knowing big love cosmic enlightenment came upon him. He rose, his feet on the earth and his head in the stars. Elemental spirits rose from earth and sea and he was one with the forces of creation. Reaching into to the void he pulled the shards of his soul scattered through time and incarnations and was whole for the first time in millenia
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Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:49 pm
Fortunately mermaids like the rain and they came and talked to him and saved him from insanity.
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Poluna
Joined: 23 Jun 2003
Total Posts: 8
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:52 pm
Unfortunately for Jim the mermaids had made a deal with the gremlins, they were to lure Jim into thinking he was insane, so the gremlins could destroy him (because as everyone knows, gremlims are around to destroy people).
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Amos_of_Wesrox
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Total Posts: -54
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:24 pm
Fortunately, Jim had a machine gun that only worked on gremlins.
Fortunately, it doesn't jam, and the rounds don't get wet.
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Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:08 pm
Unfortunately, unknown to Jim, the gremlins have been developing anti-machine gun technology and his only defense is now obsolete.
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Amos_of_Wesrox
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Total Posts: -54
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:25 pm
Fortunately, there were only three gremlins, and they were only an eighth his size.
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Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:55 pm
Unfortunately the gremlins had hundreds of evil giant friends who came to help.
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Nelaja
Joined: 22 Sep 2004
Total Posts: 3
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:49 am
fortunatly for Jim, the giants all had very bad eyesight and could not see small objects easily
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Alarwyn Liande
Yellow Ajah Sitter
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Total Posts: 643
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:27 am
Unfortunately, Our brave hero Jim has the same problem.
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Alaksuleiel
Head Wise One
Be Afraid
Joined: 20 Aug 2003
Total Posts: 649
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:54 am
Fortunately he slips on a rock and slides right passed the giant.....
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raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:07 am
tipping head over heel down the slope like a wheel of fortune without end
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Amos_of_Wesrox
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Total Posts: -54
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:22 pm
Fortunately for Jim, the spokes broke off the wheel, thus ending the otherwise eternal slide into etermity.
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Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:34 pm
Unfortunately Jim stopped right on the landing ground for a group of daredevil Grannies who were sky diving that day.
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raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:22 am
surrounded by the pink rinse brigaid, he reached for his grandfathers hip flask.
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Amos_of_Wesrox
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Total Posts: -54
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:47 pm
Possibly fortunate for Jim, raven.worldmaker forgets to say fortunately/unfortunately before each post.
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Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:23 pm
Fortunately the grannies were very friendly and loaned Jim their glasses.
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Alaksuleiel
Head Wise One
Be Afraid
Joined: 20 Aug 2003
Total Posts: 649
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:10 am
unfortunately the glasses smelled like talcum powder and made jim sneeze
ell
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Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:35 am
Fortunately he never leaves home without a tissue.
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Alaksuleiel
Head Wise One
Be Afraid
Joined: 20 Aug 2003
Total Posts: 649
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:52 am
Unfortunately the tissues had been used a few times already..
Ell
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raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:25 am
he had been up half the night shaking hands with the goddess of lust. Forunately he had a spare pair of underpants to hand
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Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:39 pm
Fortunately banana leaves make an adequate subsitute
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raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:01 am
fortunately jim knew that smoking dried bannana skin stings gets you high. Unfortunately he had no skins or pipe. fortunatley he didnt need anything to get high and chanted the mantras of making drew breath like a dragon and condensed eternity into a moment with sacred ohm
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Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:36 pm
Unfortunately a volcano erupted and distracted him
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Alaksuleiel
Head Wise One
Be Afraid
Joined: 20 Aug 2003
Total Posts: 649
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:27 am
fortunately he was distracted in the nick of time and was able to hot foot it out of danger.
Ell
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raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:21 am
unfortunately, fortunately jim recalls when he lost the key to his bike chain and had to cut it off and replace it with a U lock. The next week a friends bike and his are next to another his friends with a chain is stolen while his with the secure Ulock is safe. Then he recalls how whilst in bed after a hernia op his uncle wrote a bestelling play that made his fortune.
As the lava hissews into the sea amidst a cloud of steam, jim cant ell the difference between unfortunate and fortunate any more. Triumph and defeat treat these two imposters the same, with a winged hear and knowing smile,
Oh dear Ive had premature enlightenment and Im running out of underwear and bannana skins thinks jim, Im sure its ablessing in disguise
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
BEEPBEEPBEEP!! WAKE UP AIEL!!
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:34 am
Okay people, I have a game. And you'd all better play cos nothing is happening on this board.
Here's the deal. I start a story. Then the next person continues the story by posting a sentence starting with 'fortunately...'. Then the next person posts a sentence starting with 'unfortunately...'. So we alternate through fortunately and unfortunately. Get it? Good. Here goes...
Once upon a time there was a very friendly guy named Jim. Unfortunatley he lived on a desert island.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alarwyn Liande
Yellow Ajah Sitter
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Total Posts: 643
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:38 am
Fortunately there were lots of coconuts on the island.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:00 am
and he knew a thing or two about south east asian cooking.
He started off by building up a nice fire while fantasising about mermaids coming to him in his recluse.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:11 am
Unforunately it started to rain so his fire went out and all the wood got wet.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alarwyn Liande
Yellow Ajah Sitter
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Total Posts: 643
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:06 am
Fortunately he had made a shelter the day before.
Unfortunately, it wasn't a good one.
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raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:53 am
fortunately this unfortunately that
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raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:05 am
jim spat and shhok his head from side to side to try and quell the voices. So long alone no one to speak to the lonliness was undoing him his sanity all but sliding away.
Then from the pits of his darkness a spark of hope a kind of all knowing big love cosmic enlightenment came upon him. He rose, his feet on the earth and his head in the stars. Elemental spirits rose from earth and sea and he was one with the forces of creation. Reaching into to the void he pulled the shards of his soul scattered through time and incarnations and was whole for the first time in millenia
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:49 pm
Fortunately mermaids like the rain and they came and talked to him and saved him from insanity.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Poluna
Joined: 23 Jun 2003
Total Posts: 8
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:52 pm
Unfortunately for Jim the mermaids had made a deal with the gremlins, they were to lure Jim into thinking he was insane, so the gremlins could destroy him (because as everyone knows, gremlims are around to destroy people).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amos_of_Wesrox
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Total Posts: -54
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:24 pm
Fortunately, Jim had a machine gun that only worked on gremlins.
Fortunately, it doesn't jam, and the rounds don't get wet.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:08 pm
Unfortunately, unknown to Jim, the gremlins have been developing anti-machine gun technology and his only defense is now obsolete.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amos_of_Wesrox
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Total Posts: -54
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:25 pm
Fortunately, there were only three gremlins, and they were only an eighth his size.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:55 pm
Unfortunately the gremlins had hundreds of evil giant friends who came to help.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nelaja
Joined: 22 Sep 2004
Total Posts: 3
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:49 am
fortunatly for Jim, the giants all had very bad eyesight and could not see small objects easily
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alarwyn Liande
Yellow Ajah Sitter
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Total Posts: 643
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:27 am
Unfortunately, Our brave hero Jim has the same problem.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alaksuleiel
Head Wise One
Be Afraid
Joined: 20 Aug 2003
Total Posts: 649
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:54 am
Fortunately he slips on a rock and slides right passed the giant.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:07 am
tipping head over heel down the slope like a wheel of fortune without end
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amos_of_Wesrox
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Total Posts: -54
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:22 pm
Fortunately for Jim, the spokes broke off the wheel, thus ending the otherwise eternal slide into etermity.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:34 pm
Unfortunately Jim stopped right on the landing ground for a group of daredevil Grannies who were sky diving that day.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:22 am
surrounded by the pink rinse brigaid, he reached for his grandfathers hip flask.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amos_of_Wesrox
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Total Posts: -54
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:47 pm
Possibly fortunate for Jim, raven.worldmaker forgets to say fortunately/unfortunately before each post.
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Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:23 pm
Fortunately the grannies were very friendly and loaned Jim their glasses.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alaksuleiel
Head Wise One
Be Afraid
Joined: 20 Aug 2003
Total Posts: 649
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:10 am
unfortunately the glasses smelled like talcum powder and made jim sneeze
ell
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:35 am
Fortunately he never leaves home without a tissue.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alaksuleiel
Head Wise One
Be Afraid
Joined: 20 Aug 2003
Total Posts: 649
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:52 am
Unfortunately the tissues had been used a few times already..
Ell
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raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:25 am
he had been up half the night shaking hands with the goddess of lust. Forunately he had a spare pair of underpants to hand
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:39 pm
Fortunately banana leaves make an adequate subsitute
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:01 am
fortunately jim knew that smoking dried bannana skin stings gets you high. Unfortunately he had no skins or pipe. fortunatley he didnt need anything to get high and chanted the mantras of making drew breath like a dragon and condensed eternity into a moment with sacred ohm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Naemja
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Total Posts: -102
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:36 pm
Unfortunately a volcano erupted and distracted him
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alaksuleiel
Head Wise One
Be Afraid
Joined: 20 Aug 2003
Total Posts: 649
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:27 am
fortunately he was distracted in the nick of time and was able to hot foot it out of danger.
Ell
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raven.worldmaker
Joined: 27 Feb 2004
Total Posts: 146
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:21 am
unfortunately, fortunately jim recalls when he lost the key to his bike chain and had to cut it off and replace it with a U lock. The next week a friends bike and his are next to another his friends with a chain is stolen while his with the secure Ulock is safe. Then he recalls how whilst in bed after a hernia op his uncle wrote a bestelling play that made his fortune.
As the lava hissews into the sea amidst a cloud of steam, jim cant ell the difference between unfortunate and fortunate any more. Triumph and defeat treat these two imposters the same, with a winged hear and knowing smile,
Oh dear Ive had premature enlightenment and Im running out of underwear and bannana skins thinks jim, Im sure its ablessing in disguise
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